I'm really into asian looking animals
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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