What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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