I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Duck Duck Cougar?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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