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  All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.

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• when you have the choice of having sex or eating a cupcake.. sometimes the cupcake wins

  Submitted by 08GSXR600 on Dec 15, 11 at 3:46pm

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  • Yes Aries

    Submitted by Malicius on Dec 16, 11 at 8:01am

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• Epic and pathetic at the same time.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 15, 11 at 3:54pm

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• sometimes you just wanna handle your business and nom on some cake and relax without drama..or in the words of that guy from robocop "bitches leave"

  Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 15, 11 at 4:31pm

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  • Clarence Boddicker for the win. Nice quote.

    Submitted by Vindication on Dec 15, 11 at 5:37pm

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    • it was the greatest scene of the movie

      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 15, 11 at 5:43pm

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      • and almost 30 years later its still just as epic

        Submitted by Wolf32889 on Dec 15, 11 at 10:27pm

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        • it stands the test of time..unlike much of art or literature..

          Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 16, 11 at 1:03am

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• Ummm, so i will just assume that op is a guy and that his roomate brought chicks for himself, now that's when op walks out with no pants and a half chubby and cake and says, alright let's get this orgy started. Destiny will handle the rest.

  Submitted by bttrdenu on Dec 15, 11 at 3:37pm

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• Why not eat cake while fucking the girl he brought? He cock blocked you so dick stomp his ass

  Submitted by FDMedic47 on Dec 15, 11 at 4:36pm

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• I'm assuming OP is being sarcastic

  Submitted by tlovell on Dec 15, 11 at 3:58pm

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• Is this an ad for antidepressants?

  Submitted by Phys on Dec 15, 11 at 7:09pm

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• ummm... wtf? what is wrong with you?

  Submitted by sarahannehall21 on Dec 16, 11 at 3:12am

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• How does no one get that OP is making a joke?

  Submitted by jamiejames7 on Dec 16, 11 at 3:26am

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• If OP is a man, I'm thinking he must be playing for the other team.

  Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 15, 11 at 3:28pm

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• I'll give this guy a break and guess he isn't over the ex.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 16, 11 at 11:11am

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• Have some pie and let someone help instead.

  Submitted by porksword on Dec 15, 11 at 5:42pm

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• Op could always be another girl. We masturbate too you know.

  Submitted by justwalkonby on Dec 17, 11 at 1:27am

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• So here's a math question: how many girls does it take to get you off? Answer: apparently 0

  Submitted by slaesar on Dec 15, 11 at 7:14pm

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  • what if you like the dick? eh mathwizard?

    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 16, 11 at 1:28am

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• That guy gets friend of the year award. So quit bitchin like a little girl and go stick your handle in some warm place where it doesn't come out the other end.

  Submitted by devil_pup on Dec 16, 11 at 2:30am

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