wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
