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  Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.

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• Sorry but Nixon is dead.

  Submitted by NuckinFuts on Jun 27, 13 at 4:59pm

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  • "I am not a crook"

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jun 27, 13 at 9:52pm

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• Oh my gosh like a boss. Ride it like a boss. Just do it....

  Submitted by leeann311 on Jun 27, 13 at 5:55pm

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• Like you normally would?

  Submitted by 4NIC8OR on Jun 27, 13 at 3:50pm

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• Nuckin futs wins.

  Submitted by bass80hz on Jun 27, 13 at 6:02pm

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• Reverse cowgirl so you won't look at him and laugh.

  Submitted by MILF68 on Jun 29, 13 at 8:18am

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• Make him lie sideways

  Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jun 27, 13 at 2:13pm

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• Just once you stumped a porn freak, I have seen a few videos (2) when that happened, my advice would be to take an aspirin or Tylenol before, and one after, it will likely hurt a bit. More you than him though. Also might help if you have a plug for your other hole, and seriously don't take his there, unless you want to be in agony. Have fun though!

  Submitted by BalfordsAlt on Aug 9, 13 at 2:35am

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• Step 1: Have guy lie down. \nStep 2: Straddle and squat over guy. \nStep 3: Insert Tab A into Slot B. \nStep 4: Thrust in and out while moaning. \nStep 5: Repeat Step 4.

  Submitted by Massive_Attack on Jun 28, 13 at 3:19pm

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