Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
