Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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