my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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