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  I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.

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• hahah legit. i actually thought this was funny. im getting bored of all the texts from smart asses who try too hard to sound clever. drunk texts ftw

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:00am

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• it made me happy to see a legitimate drunken text on this site

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:29pm

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• Aw, I hate it when drunk powers fail. It's like suddenly losing control of your dream.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:30am

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• Hella dumb. Too legit to bitch.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:12am

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• Cause that's not creepy at all...stalker

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:27pm

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• ha ha awesome....I did that.. i actually stood starin at him like a sad puppy dog till he said whats wrong and I said i didnt have a ride home and i actually got it to work although as soon as i got in his car n wouldnt shut up he thought i was crazy...lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:12pm

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• save us all the time and ask the guy to walk you next time

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 2:23pm

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• this..what is this tfln, why do you fail at least once a day now?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 6:20pm

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• Excuse me while I die of boredom from reading that

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:46pm

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• Gotta love drunken Newark girls.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:32pm

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• haha i also am saddened by my lack of drunken powers...and also love this REAL txt...more please!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:10pm

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• @10:05 I'm sure they're funny to *you* but that isn't necessarily good enough. This one, otoh, is amusing. You can almost hear the bewilderment at her sudden realization of her lack of "powers."

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:19pm

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• this is stupid.... all of the stupid delaware texts get posted but mine and mine are actually funny as shit.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:05pm

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