i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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