The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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