she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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