some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
im holly from the hills drunk
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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