Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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