Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
