kristin has been a bad kristin
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
My life is pants optional.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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