butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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