I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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