And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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