I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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