"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
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Yeah 10th grade is awesome
... with Colonel Mustard in the Dining Hall with the Candle Holder
At least Santa had been down ahead of you!!
That's hot. No Hilton reference meant.
Lol @ cfrey. Shitty text, but that was worth it.
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