Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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