Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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