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  • i'm only 16, but i look older and i'll swear i'm 21 if the guy is old enough.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:24pm
  • I'm 16, and I tell creepers "16 will get you 20" And I telll the hot ones im 18. SoooooooooooooooooooooooooO. Hahahahaha, good luck with that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:21am
  • You're livin' my dream here!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:04am
  • old enough to pee old enough for me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:46pm
  • ^^ just make sure you have a witness or two.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:53pm
  • Just go out there. I'm sure one will lie and tell you she's 18. Then it's not your fault.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:16pm
  • hahahahaha old ladies are the only ones that have a problem with guys talkin about young chicks......knowing full well when they were that age they were all about older men. ATTENTION READERS: you are on a joke website........stop being so fucking LITERAL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:19pm
  • the always tempting jailbait

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:30pm
  • if you add their ages it's over 18, so make it a threesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:57pm
  • Lol, my guy friend was jailbait. His girlfriend was an 18-year-old whore. He's 16. She was crazy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:12am
  • If you're hott they won't mind, if you're not don't be a creeper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:17pm
  • I'll be needing your address.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:35pm
  • If only you were in Nevada, where 16 is legal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:19pm
  • 2:57 - lets hope your kidding

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:27pm
  • OMG...I love living in the 540.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:21am
  • just ask if they are 18. if they say yes, your golden

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:36pm
  • who IS this jackass????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:33pm
  • thank you, glad I could help your theory on life lol!... I also live by the motto "Gotta get to em before the hair does!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:55pm
  • are they 16 and hot or 14 with braces? there's a big difference here!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:24pm
  • 10:48 soooooo true!!! made me laugh harder than the text. its my new theory on life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:53pm
  • Ode to the day I finally said I was legal-How their faces lit up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 8:35pm
  • @3:33: apparently he's the greatest man alive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:17pm
  • 11:24 knows what he's talking about. Every guy of any age can look at a hot mature 16-18 year old and immediately acknowledge said hotness.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:14am
  • old enough to bleed...old enough to breed!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:48pm
  • Why don't you have a seat here, next to me? No, no, just have a seat.

    Submitted by TheGODDAMbatman on Aug 4, 11 at 11:49pm
  • hahaha that's the 540 for you...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:56pm
  • Reminds me of a quote: "If there's hair on her muff, she's old enough".

    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Sep 11, 10 at 6:18am
  • 540 sucked. Gtfo of Winchester! --Patrick Clark

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:41pm
  • I'm 90% sure that I know who texted this and I appreciate the buffet comment.

    Submitted by doctorgonzo on Feb 27, 10 at 12:40pm
  • 540 blows get out -auther bright

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:45pm
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