I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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