Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
