Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
