Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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