Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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