So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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