Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I will pee on everything he values.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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