I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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