If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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