For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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