I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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