I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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