If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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