i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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