I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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