I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
