C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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