I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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