For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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