waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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