suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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