She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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