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if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.

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...and that's what happens when you hit rock bottom, kids. Go ahead and look at her, but don't touch, she probably has diseases. No, Jeremy, we can't take her home

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:22am

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Fist pumpinnn

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:49pm

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Hahahah wow this made me lol irl

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:39am

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Filthy Whore

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:59am

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JWoww's tits!!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:26am

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- fakest tits ever and she looks like a man
  
  Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on Jan 28, 10 at 3:20pm
  
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Sounds like a good situation

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:20am

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You should die. Violently.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 10:51am

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Fuck that

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 1:52am

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Snooks is that you?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:41am

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BAD night

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 10:44am

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I hope all guido's get aids

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 2:41pm

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I LOVE IT.! Beat the beat back and get the fist pumpin'.!!!! <3 Chrissy x Demented

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 2:09am

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I'm ashamed to be in the same area code as this person.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:21pm

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Ew. Guidos are fucking gross.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 2:22am

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if its really a guido its probably got herpes!

Submitted by trent85 on Feb 17, 10 at 5:12am

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people like you OP should not exist

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 10:45am

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Snickers?

Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 28, 10 at 10:51am

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Oh new jersey

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 10:47am

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- Too bad it's from Illinois
  
  Submitted by Cr4sh on Jan 28, 10 at 9:18pm
  
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Easy Snookie!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 10:52am

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That's not a good situation snooki!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 1:21am

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fist pumpin like a champ.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:09am

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thats one gross ass whore

Submitted by blackfantom on Jan 29, 10 at 8:54am

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lovelovelovelove.

Submitted by sotonguetied on Jan 28, 10 at 9:34pm

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Numerounobeeeeeeeeeeeetches

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 10:47am

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looks like we got ourselves a situation!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 12:02am

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Snookie????

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 2:22pm

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Agreed

Submitted by bellagrace23 on Jan 28, 10 at 10:46am

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Someones been watching a little too much jersey shore. Jerkoff!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:42am

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Frankfort illinois yayyy

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:34pm

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Hell yeah, OP! Tan, muscles, hair product, Italian stallion = he can bang me like a screendoor in a hurricane!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:06am

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- Translation-> Spray on tan, steroids, hair thats harder than the rock of Gibraltar = he can bang me like a slut whose idea of "hot," is roughly how high his dads credit card limit goes.
  
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I hope you die of aids

Submitted by spicyweiner on Oct 4, 10 at 2:17am

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Love it!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 1:51pm

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My, what low standards you have...

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 4:38pm

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What's a guido?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:02am

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Selina???

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:23am

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J wowwwwww?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 10:43am

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How yous doin?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 1:20pm

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Once again leave it to mchenry county..

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:10pm

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eeewwwww. whyy the fuck would you ever do that to yourself? really?

Submitted by Chef420 on Mar 20, 12 at 8:39pm

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I love this

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 11:32am

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FFFFFFAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by TreeTopSex on Jul 18, 10 at 7:46pm

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Why hello there...this is a guido speaking! It's nice to meet you

Submitted by italianstalion on May 1, 10 at 11:46pm

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And this is how those entitled dbags on jersey shore have corrupted the youth of our nation

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