Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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