using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
My ass is underappreciated
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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