Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
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