im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Duck Duck Cougar?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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