The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
